anyone still believes the president of the United States is actually an elected office...
In related news, this just in:
Tooth Fairy contacts ACLU to support his constitutional right to marry anyone of his choice, Easter Bunny and Social Security Trust Fund unavailable for comment.
Hmmm...I thought that the Tooth Fairy is female. Granted, faefolk are made of male and female-- but from what I've heard...she's a female being.
ReplyDeleteAside from that, the Tooth Fairy answers to the Seelie Court (or Mother Goose), not some human entity.