Friday, August 15, 2008

Q: Why don't WalMart clothes fit properly?

A: It's a simple matter of cross-cultural arithmetic. In China (where WalMart clothes are made by political prisoners), the number "16" comes right after "9".

3 comments:

  1. heh heh

    the clothes today were described by Jonathon Swift as "looking as though they were thrown on with a pitchfork." He must have been a prophet.

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  2. Oh, goodie, I can stop my exercise class and eat whatever I want. I'm not really as fat as I feel when I try those clothes on? LOL Just kidding. {sigh}

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