Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Best "God" Billboard Ever

You've probably seen them on the interstate - those "God Speaks" billboards. They are short citations attributed to God. Of course, they are never actual quotes from Scripture, but rather fantasy wise-cracks that make God sound like a gum-chomping character on a sitcom backed by a laugh track.

Yawn.

But here is a variation that actually made me laugh:

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4 comments:

  1. Mike KeithTuesday, July 07, 2009 11:25:00 AM

    Now the big question is: Does Father Hollywood listen to Slayer? :-)

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  2. Rev. Luke T. ZimmermanTuesday, July 07, 2009 9:22:00 PM

    Slayer? I thought God listened to the glam metal sounds of Stryper.

    LTZ

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  3. Rev. Larry BeaneTuesday, July 07, 2009 9:53:00 PM

    Dear Mike:

    Slayer, not so much. But I do have some retro MP3s of Cinderella, Whitesnake, Guns 'n' Roses, Dio, Iron Maiden, and the like.

    I'll leave the Slayer for the Lord's headbanging pleasure. ;-)

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  4. Rev. Larry BeaneTuesday, July 07, 2009 9:54:00 PM

    Dear Luke:

    New God Speaks sign...


    TO HELL WITH STRYPER.
    - God

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