Tax Morons, er, Dollars at Work

We need protection from criminals and wild animals like these...

What would we ever do without zealous government bureaucrats? I mean, how could we ever live without such heroes of the common weal?

And to think independence was declared in the Keystone State, for reasons including: "swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance."

Oh, how a mighty and freedom-loving people have fallen into servility and parasitic infestation.