Friday, January 01, 2010

I have won even more money...

Dear Mr. Benham:

Thank you so much for notifying me by e-mail:

You won £850,000.00 GBP in Google new year promotion. Ticket
12,Serial,numbers:BTD/8070447706/06,Lucky numbers:12-12-23-35-40-41(12).
For more info, For more info contact Mr Graham Benfield e-mail:

I do appreciate your taking the time and effort. But frankly, I have won so much money in similar e-mail sweepstakes - and considerably more, I might add, in the millions of pounds sterling, euros, and American dollars - that this sum of £850,000.00 is just not even worth my while to cash. And being a clergyman, these kinds of winnings tend to complicate my tax returns - and so it is my policy not to accept any winnings unless they are at least a million pounds or the equivalent in euros. And, no offense, but I really would prefer payment in gold given the current state of affairs of the world's central-bank-based bubble economy.

However, if you would like to sweeten the pot to seven figures, I would take upon myself the burden of managing this sum of money, otherwise, please feel free to pass along my winnings to someone else.


Father Hollywood

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