Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Best "God" Billboard Ever

You've probably seen them on the interstate - those "God Speaks" billboards. They are short citations attributed to God. Of course, they are never actual quotes from Scripture, but rather fantasy wise-cracks that make God sound like a gum-chomping character on a sitcom backed by a laugh track.

Yawn.

But here is a variation that actually made me laugh:

4 comments:

Mike Keith said...

Now the big question is: Does Father Hollywood listen to Slayer? :-)

Rev. Luke T. Zimmerman said...

Slayer? I thought God listened to the glam metal sounds of Stryper.

LTZ

Father Hollywood said...

Dear Mike:

Slayer, not so much. But I do have some retro MP3s of Cinderella, Whitesnake, Guns 'n' Roses, Dio, Iron Maiden, and the like.

I'll leave the Slayer for the Lord's headbanging pleasure. ;-)

Father Hollywood said...

Dear Luke:

New God Speaks sign...


TO HELL WITH STRYPER.
- God