You've probably seen them on the interstate - those "God Speaks" billboards. They are short citations attributed to God. Of course, they are never actual quotes from Scripture, but rather fantasy wise-cracks that make God sound like a gum-chomping character on a sitcom backed by a laugh track.
Yawn.
But here is a variation that actually made me laugh:
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
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Now the big question is: Does Father Hollywood listen to Slayer? :-)
Slayer? I thought God listened to the glam metal sounds of Stryper.
LTZ
Dear Mike:
Slayer, not so much. But I do have some retro MP3s of Cinderella, Whitesnake, Guns 'n' Roses, Dio, Iron Maiden, and the like.
I'll leave the Slayer for the Lord's headbanging pleasure. ;-)
Dear Luke:
New God Speaks sign...
TO HELL WITH STRYPER.
- God
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